Moscow Fantasy Horror

New friends, same old shtick
On the road again
  • Things to remember for today
  1. The Dwarf’s name is Theodoric. I’m calling him Ted.
  2. The Elf’s name is… well, crap, I can’t remember. Ask her again tomorrow.
  3. The kind of creepy dude is Frederick. So we got a Ted and a Fred. At least their names are easy to remember.

Looks like we got some kind of job to do. It sounds lucrative, and maybe some of the westerners might know more about demons and stuff. I mean, come on, they worship a chunk of rock with a shiny stuck in it. Sounds kinda tribal and shamanistic to me. Should be demons in there somewhere.

Also, I don’t know what ol’ Ted Thunderstick is up to or in to, but he’s got some funky drawings that look like better quality paintings than the best paintings I’ve ever seen. They’re of some weird stuff too. I don’t think he’s telling us the whole story. But I’m willing to follow him around for a bit. Money, a shot at some non-sacrificed virgins, and info to help me find Rigel sounds like an attractive incentive package to get me doing thiefy things for this particularly strange gang.

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This Does Not Bode Well
So, some freaky sh*t went down...

So this journey’s not off to a great start. First Thunderstick leaves us, then we get attacked by some weird-ass flying critters that are made of stone during the day. And I mean freaky. I don’t know what those things were, but they weren’t the demon’s servants. Or at least, I don’t think so. Thankfully Fred and the elf chick used a lot of magic to keep them from finding us.

Speaking of which, both of them use magic. A lot. And they talk about it. A lot. “Push earth into void this” and “pull time from earth” that. What a load of malarkey. It’s out of my league, and more complicated than I want to deal with.

On the other hand, I stole a kick-ass mule. I have named her Toboggan. I also kind of set somebody’s house on fire a little bit. But hey, that’s in a town I’m not in right now, and is therefore not my problem.

Note to self: this trip had better be worth all this mess. If it’s not, I am so going to murder Thunderstick. But just a little bit, ‘cuz he’s kind of a cool guy. I hope he catches up with us soon.

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